Exploring Melbourne, Part II

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I learned so much in Melbourne I needed to divide it into two posts! It was truly an amazing trip.

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“American BBQ” that TOTALLY NAILED IT.

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Their craft beer scene is no joke.

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Make sure to read “Exploring Melbourne: Part I” first!

  • Don’t use the phrase “fat fingered it” unless you want to offend who you are talking to (don’t ask)
  • Internet is at a premium there. Many hotels and free hotspot limit your data to hundreds of megabytes (!!!) with the option to buy GBs at a hefty rate (like cell phone companies do)
    • It’s insanely easy to blow through your data cap down there
  • Their currency is literally plastic and quite colorful.
    • You can literally rinse beer off of a couple of notes
    • Anything lower than $5 is coin based
      • Inverse to the US= the less the value of the coin, the larger the coin is
    • We went during a favorable exchange rate ($1 AUD = $0.74 USD)
  • They don’t take kindly to public drunkenness of any kind
    • An establishment can be fined $10,000 AUD + for not kicking a drunk person out
    • Said drunk person could be fined $7,000 AUD + for refusing to leave
      • Related: can we get these laws in the USA? I mean seriously…
    • BAC limit for driving is .05 and they will (rightfully) throw the book at you
  • Booze is not cheap down there
    • Most beers we had were in the ballpark of $8-15 AUD
    • Mixed drinks usually started at $12 AUD and went up from there
    • Even PBR cost $8 AUD
      • Related: PBR is in Australia. I’m so sorry about that mates
  • Kangaroo tastes like slightly seasoned (a little bit gamey) steak
    • Before you panic, it’s normal down there. Kangaroo is like deer (venison) to us
  • American accents are exotic to them
    • Which is, of course, the exact same way we view Australian accents here
    • Also, apparently I have a thick “American” accent (whatever that means)
  • “Hipster” style looks exactly the same over there as it does here

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Hey Cleveland!

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Their Farmer’s Market had literally everything you could think of. Including chickens for sale.

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View from our hotel.

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It was a blast and I truly enjoyed my time there. Can’t wait to go back!

 

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